a ha cpr nerd

old news, but i was looking to pirate some smiths lyrics for a parody and found this:

Smiths lyrics generator, which I sincerely hope Interpol had the sense to use for this upcoming album. You can click til your finger breaks off and never get 'the subway she is a porno.'

anagrams are for word geeks

but who wouldn't love to love the elves?

when they're playin' banjos

or just being themselves

you could be a flamer

or a beefy hunk

there's money in the game

but i'm still a punk